free car shopping

Because I am now in car limbo, I have been researching all the possible ways to get a car for free, because that is all I can afford:

1. Steal a car — would work, but then I would be on the run!

2. Find an old neighbor like Clint Eastwood and wait for him to die to leave me his Gran Torino — Once again, this would first involve trying to steal the car first…

3. Follow car shipments until one falls off like on all the movies — viable, but then I would have to take whatever car just happened to fall off, and the condition would be questionable, to say the least…

4. Do something really creative like trade-up to a car from a paper clip — It’s been done & I hate copycats.

5. Receive a free car with advertisements all over it — unfortunately, don’t live in enough of a metro area.

6. Get lucky at a government auction & win a car for a penny — well, its close to free, but unlikely.

7. Win a Free Car!!! — This seems to be the most viable option, but I can’t seem to find all the contests available…

Any other ways to get a free car that you know about? Let me know! I am definitely interested!